Thursday, January 31, 2008
The presidential debates
I reject the moderator's questions and substitute my own canned, tested subset of my stump speech.
Imagine all of the candidates doing that. There, I just saved you several hours of pretty boring television. That holds for when the nominees are decided too.
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Ahahahahahha! Don't forget canned front page news photos ;)
it was better than having to look up their facebook profiles or worse, actually read their policy proposals on their websites. at least hugging was involved.
hehe :)
Hey you work for the government. I just take full advantage of my benefits. mmmm comfortable benefits. o and does Valerie have a blog? Tell her there is snow in Massachusetts so I don't miss eburg snow. And I don't miss Snowqualmie Pass which is closed right now.
The extent of my benefits:
- occasionally stealing food from other departments
- we went golfing once
Seriously I leech off Val's absurdly good State Employee benefits. In turn I make all the actual cash which I proceed to divvy out like a heartless tin-pot dictator in the third world; only instead of demanding giant gold statues I accept sexual favors.
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